Monday, July 31, 2006

How do I join Star Wars United?

Master Yoda can you admin me into Star Wars United?
E-Mail me if you can.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I havent poosted in a very long time. i am sorry but form all the free bacon fat I got from the Jedi temple caferteria I got fat and couldnt make more because Legolas stole my pink dress and a was not in shape and my battlefront 2 broke. also does anyone know what happend to my last post about Grevous?

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Oh the pain of no Lissy Maguire show

Ya know how I dropkicked Adi Gallia,then I barfed orange stools, God am I funny.
Anywhy I saw General Grevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvous aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh the v key is sticking so you are not alone Jango.Zam did and it it happend to Palpy and Shaak Ti and that blue hottie also. So i saw Jango,Grevious and Legolas smoking pot or weed or meth or speed or death stikes or Ki Adi Mundi or orange juice on the v key or Jawa Juice or something highly illagel and I said "You want to go home and rethink youe life" I think Obi-Wan said that too. Suddenley Anakin said "yes" and I said"no"{not the lame Vader Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo}
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no then I got out my lightsaber and stabbed Anakin in the chest and he died. Wait I mised the Lissy McGuire show and I get the Disney channel. Here is the sssssssssssssooooooooooooo lame Vader nooooooo here it is nnnooooooo. Anyway Boba Fett likes Destroy all Humans and I do too. So much for the Hand of Thrawn complix. ahhh bakam. ooohhh.

Friday, January 20, 2006

The party/sleepover at Legolas's house

I went to Minas Tirith the other day to go to Legolas's house. I saw Aragorn,Sam,Frodo,Merry and Mace.I said goodbye to General Grevous and at 3:00 I left.
Here is a recap:
3:30 I arive with a 983 pack of beer and a
4:00 Aragorn arives a little early
5:30 Sam and Merry arive
6:00 Mace arives with Gilmore girls on DVD
I forgot everything else! Damn

Monday, January 02, 2006

Aayla Secura

Aayla was cheating on me.She likes Kit Fisto.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

What I got for Chrismas

Here is a list of all my gifts:
Bail:A Agen Kolar action figure
Jango: A Jabba sized pack of Ewok Bacon
Legolas:Battlefront 2
Aayla:Well I can't post that
Mace:Fruit cake
Aragorn:A Barbie Prencess with unicorn doll
Obi-Wan:Booze
Shaak Ti:Gilmore Girls:the complete First season(what else)
Master Yoda:Revenge of the Sith
Viceroy:Kill Windu Kill Kill
Zam:Air speeder
Boba:Boba's head
Lando:Lobot's head thingy
Grevous:A Battle droid
What Gifts huh?

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

How evil R U?



I am pure evil! Take the test and tell me how evil you are.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Rune Haako's 101Nedlework patterns

I get hundreds of hits per day making me one of the greatest bloggers ever.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Jedi Master Poof

Now I have AIDS I was H/IV positive

mace death2

Mace was killed and I was at his funirtl Jango was laughtng and i punched him on the face and then Me,Legolas,Aayla,Shaak Ti,Barriss,Jango,Zam,Grevous,Viceroy and Obi-Wan all got high on bakam.mmmm Bacon

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Thursday, December 08, 2005

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Why I do this

The reason I blog is 'cause I can escape from stupid stuff and I don't have to be politly correct.

Revenge of the U.S.A.

I went over to jango's house the other day and I wacthed this movie about this really primative planet called Earth. Maybe thats whare the Yushem Vong are from. They are warring form withen and even more speelbinding I saw an Agen Kolar action figure!!!!! how hillarous.

The Yushem Yong or whatever their called

It was my normal day at work sitting on a warm publc toilet seat,reading Sports Illastraded Twi,Lek edition and going to Bacon Hause for donouts and barfing coffe.So I saw this guy that looked like he was stealing Barbie dolls so I searched him and he called me fat! He is a meanie or a baddie or a vaginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn or maybe he is a strange cult thingy, mmmm thingy.

Finnaly

Finaly I got a carer! My job is so wonderful,I get to clean toilets at Rally's so yay for me.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Rooku McDooku

One time Mace was gettin' on to me about not
havving atachments with Aayla and Grevous.Then he spilled orange juice on the v key so Me and Aayla went to the CIS to see the Vicroy and Jango and Grevous and Zam.It was cool in all eating Rayman noddles off the Sepritist employee lounge and drinking vodka. Here's our level:
Me:8.2
Jango7.6
Nute Gunray7.1
Zam6.6
Grevous6.1
Aayla5.9
It was cool until Dooku came in.He had that old man smell and he started bitching about how his hip hurt and the Sepritist medicade plan.
To make matters worse he turned it into his fast food chain MacDooku's
We all ran to Slave 1 to see the corpse of Boba Fett.We moved the body and left
for the safty and security of the Jedi Order and all of us [with Mace]
smoked Death Sticks and wached a 1000 hour marathon of Days of our lives.
{The v key dosn't stick anymore?}.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Sorry I didn't come back in a long time

Dead Yoda

Master Yoda Died

You got served

Bakam

Monday, November 14, 2005

Mace Windy

Unleashed

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Kill Dooku Kill Kill

I saw Dooku in the hanger room and then I cut of his arms and then I had two lightsabers at his neck and I killed him!!!!!! Sweet isnt it.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

I hate Palps!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up and went down to the Jedi Temple lunchroom and I then saw Palps eating all the Oreo's.
So I got Obi-Wan,Mace and Aayla.Palps saw us and killed us. I wonder how I an still writing this Blog?

Tuesday, May 29, 1990

Agen Kolar Vs War of the worlds

War of muscea ahhhhh was better than Independceeeeeerrrrrrr.
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